Would you rather...
Have your left hand constantly wet for 24 hours, or take a bath in room-temperature whipped fish?
Sleep on a bed with live (non-venomous) snakes under the mattress pad for a week, or barf into your own lap, and act like nothing happened, during a carpool to work with a bunch of people you've never met?
Brush your teeth with parmesan cheese instead of toothpaste for a whole month, or be able to brush your teeth with toothpaste but rinse your mouth out with egg nog instead of Listerine?
Eat Lucky Charms with cherry NyQuil instead of milk every morning for breakfast, or get to eat whatever you want but have to supplement your diet with 16 glazed Krispy Kremes before you eat anything else?
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Sleep on a bed with live (non-venomous) snakes under the mattress pad for a week, or barf into your own lap, and act like nothing happened, during a carpool to work with a bunch of people you've never met?
Brush your teeth with parmesan cheese instead of toothpaste for a whole month, or be able to brush your teeth with toothpaste but rinse your mouth out with egg nog instead of Listerine?
Eat Lucky Charms with cherry NyQuil instead of milk every morning for breakfast, or get to eat whatever you want but have to supplement your diet with 16 glazed Krispy Kremes before you eat anything else?
This is 0% uplifting and 100% fun to read. Please contribute!
1 Comments:
Those things sound very tempting, especially the parmesan cheese brushing. However, I would rather feverishly scoop handfuls of blue cheese dressing down my throat after eating a frozen dinner consisting of soggy fishsticks and honey-baked ham.
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